"A wonderful bird is the
His bill (beak) will hold more than his belican (stomach can).
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
But I'm damned if I see how the helican. (hell he can)"
~Dixon Lanier Merritt
This is a very funny verse, but I imagine it might be difficult for my foreign visitors. So I've added some words in parenthesis to make it a bit clearer...